Record for fastest read

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

This is a thread to store records of fast reads.

Rules:
1. Be genuine
-Don't try to achieve a record by constantly refreshing on an active thread.
-Don't make a deal where someone sends a message and the other is on standby.
-Don't screenshot a conversation which you have not actively participated in.
-No image editing.
2. Link your screenshot for credibility
-Only forum posts and manga comments are allowed since private messages cannot be linked to.
-But who cares, the forum community isn't big enough that the honour system cannot be applied. If it is, I'll cross this subrule out in the future.
-You can link by copying the link address of the timestamp in blue to the right of the message.

Anyways try to beat my 3 seconds

https://mangadex.org/thread/209122/8/#post_3224325

 

[ColorfulSoy]

XD
this dude.....

 

[pandascepter]

bro.....

 

[justforthelulz]

Of all the reasons to _{screenshot someone's post} create a thread, a sub ten-second notification read competition may be among the strangest in- OK, no, that "Seduce a staff member?" is still waaaaaaaaaaaay more WTF.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

I once refreshed a thread right as @Richman posted something, and the time of his post said "Just Now". I really should've taken a screenshot but I was too busy shitting myself in astonishment.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@bigtiddyoneesan Tough luck, my friend.

Unfortunately it still falls under "Don't screenshot a conversation which you have not actively participated in." subrule tho. I've already foreseen this.

But I will still count it under nonconvo% category.

 

[MawMaw]

 

[pandascepter]

@MawMaw

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN

Unfortunately it still falls under "Don't screenshot a conversation which you have not actively participated in." subrule tho. I've already foreseen this.

Tbh I might've been in the convo (my reach extends to the furthest ends of this site), but I don't really remember what the context was. Well, if I notice an "X sec ago" post I'll try to remember to screencap it.

 

[hazzack]

i once stumbled myself upon "Now", but you probably wouldn't believe without a pic.

 

[Rhaptopia]

it isn't about the speed in the first place just enjoy ya mangos m8. this is an act of public disorder don't try to make people time their poo too.

 

[Richman]

I couldn't beat your 3 seconds, but I did get 5.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

time their poo

My poo record is 2.71 seconds.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN
I DID IT

Post in question

 

[sterven]

Jesus Christ I think I need to find a new circle.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@bigtiddyoneesan You've singlehandedly defeated the point of this thread...

...unless the mods add milliseconds for sub one second records? Hahaha just kidding. Unless???

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Posts from the future perhaps? 😕

 

[plastic_sludge]

@bigtiddyoneesan

My poo record is 2.71 seconds.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@plastic_sludge

Fast, right?

 

[plastic_sludge]

@bigtiddyoneesan

Fastest in the west