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Ok. Not laughing anymore. lets begin....
Yes. A few times. Most recent was by a kid, we will call him Seth (because that's the bastards name).
He was a terrible person banned from our house (along with most of our neighbors homes) to begin with. But, one day, he tagged along with my brothers friends into our home, came upstairs, and stole my phone and 64GB stick from the playroom.
It took less than an hour for me to notice. In this time, he went to a kid in the cove across the street (new neighbors who had yet to be warned) and claimed to have "found" a phone/usb stick in the middle of the street, borrowed a bat, and smashed it to pieces.
His parents refused to pay for it (phone, usb stick was recoved), and claimed to believe his story. My brother recorded him bragged about stealing and destroying it at school the next day.
His mother continued to give out her same "Well you have to forgive him, what would Jesus do?" crap to us.
If only I could summon a portal to hell. Perhaps a magma vein will open below them the next time she says that.
Kid will definitely be beaten half to death by some gang soon. He has never been properly reprimanded and has gotten way too cocky.
PS. Between gps tracking, phone logs, and wifi connectivity logs, I was more than able to prove that my phone was in the house before he left.
I am still pissed, more so at his mother than him TBH. Kids can be stupid, but I expected better out of an adult.
Only thing I actually wanted when I went over there was an apology (was going to get a new phone anyways, and he gave the flash-drive to the neighbor when he realized it wasn't full of porn). But hearing her stupid "we are a Christian family" speech instead ticked me off so much that I am still complaining about it 3 years latter.
Ok. Not laughing anymore. lets begin....
Yes. A few times. Most recent was by a kid, we will call him Seth (because that's the bastards name).
He was a terrible person banned from our house (along with most of our neighbors homes) to begin with. But, one day, he tagged along with my brothers friends into our home, came upstairs, and stole my phone and 64GB stick from the playroom.
It took less than an hour for me to notice. In this time, he went to a kid in the cove across the street (new neighbors who had yet to be warned) and claimed to have "found" a phone/usb stick in the middle of the street, borrowed a bat, and smashed it to pieces.
His parents refused to pay for it (phone, usb stick was recoved), and claimed to believe his story. My brother recorded him bragged about stealing and destroying it at school the next day.
His mother continued to give out her same "Well you have to forgive him, what would Jesus do?" crap to us.
If only I could summon a portal to hell. Perhaps a magma vein will open below them the next time she says that.
Kid will definitely be beaten half to death by some gang soon. He has never been properly reprimanded and has gotten way too cocky.
PS. Between gps tracking, phone logs, and wifi connectivity logs, I was more than able to prove that my phone was in the house before he left.
I am still pissed, more so at his mother than him TBH. Kids can be stupid, but I expected better out of an adult.
Only thing I actually wanted when I went over there was an apology (was going to get a new phone anyways, and he gave the flash-drive to the neighbor when he realized it wasn't full of porn). But hearing her stupid "we are a Christian family" speech instead ticked me off so much that I am still complaining about it 3 years latter.
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lmao "what would Jesus do" had me dying
you should have told her he violated the ten commandments and he was going to hell i'm sure she would have got a kick out of that
lmao "what would Jesus do" had me dying
you should have told her he violated the ten commandments and he was going to hell i'm sure she would have got a kick out of that
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I was robbed once when i was 15. My city, 8am. I was in the area that's full of social blocks of flats(not sure if it's the right english name for it)
I see some bald dude standing in the middle of the alleyway. He blocks my way asking me for time. I look at my mobile. He says something along the way "Jump out of your phone and pockets". I look behind me thinking of running away but the way is blocked by two other dudes. I was hit once for not doing what he asked. That day i lost a phone and the equivalent of 4$ but in my currency.
The End.
I see some bald dude standing in the middle of the alleyway. He blocks my way asking me for time. I look at my mobile. He says something along the way "Jump out of your phone and pockets". I look behind me thinking of running away but the way is blocked by two other dudes. I was hit once for not doing what he asked. That day i lost a phone and the equivalent of 4$ but in my currency.
The End.
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closest i've ever come to something like that was in college. i was killing time on campus waiting for a final exam to start and some guy strikes up a conversation with me out of nowhere about phantom hourglass, which i was playing on my DS. he asks me to take a walk with him, i oblige, and he immediately starts in on a melodramatic sob story about someone he knows in prison that needs some money. i immediately figure out what's going on and just keep nodding my head and saying i have nothing to give him (which was true...end of the semester meant i had about $50 to my name to last through the summer). he then tries to forcefully lead me off campus toward a bad part of town, where i figure he would have held me up and stolen my stuff.
i suggested we go a different direction: i started walking towards an ATM then made a sharp turn towards a university police phone. not even Usain Bolt could have caught up to him after that.
i suggested we go a different direction: i started walking towards an ATM then made a sharp turn towards a university police phone. not even Usain Bolt could have caught up to him after that.
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@firefish5000 Post that story to r/EntitledParents
Also the ten commandments says no stealing and no lying. She's just nitpicking Bible verses to her advantage and pretending that the rest don't exist cause she's dumb.
Also the ten commandments says no stealing and no lying. She's just nitpicking Bible verses to her advantage and pretending that the rest don't exist cause she's dumb.
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My dad had his house broken into and his PS2 and a bunch of our games were stolen. When the police caught the guy they found out he'd done it to several people but only my dad's PS2 had been stolen. Because they couldn't confirm whose games were whose they only returned the PS2, which had GTA San Andres in it.
@firefish5000 I would have thrown a rock through her window when nobody watches and later say to her "Well whoever did it you will have to forgive him/her, what would jesus do."
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ive been mugged quite a few times because im stupid, but the one i remember didnt even happen to me, i was 16 and waiting at a bus stop there were 2 girls in front of me. i got call out and see behind me a former classmate from when i was in 4th grade ( we went to school together for 4 years but he had moved away) we start catching up with each other and after about 15 minutes he asked me if i knew the 2 girls infront of us i said no and he proceed to pull out a gun and before running away with their phones and some money he said and i quote ¨nice catching up to you dude see ya¨ pretty weird experience.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U80V8UbgUI
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Oh yeah, during a trip to Madrid we stopped at a gas station to rest, when we got back to the car we realized one box was missing from the trunk. The funny part? it was all embroidery my mother made for the baby my sister just got, nothing with material value.
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I've been robbed several times before. Here are some incidences that I remember vividly:
- I was a kid in elementary back several years after 2000.
- I brought my favorite Hot Wheels race car.
- It was the coolest thing for a kid like me to have.
- I left it in my desk while taking a recess break.
- It was stolen.
- Was a real sad day.
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- My house was burglarized when I was living several cities away. Not much was taken. We went home. Stupid kid me didn't take my SNES.
- My house was robbed again.
- My house was also robbed again.
- Probably the same people.
- Not only did they jack our shit, but they clogged our sinks to flood our carpets.
- Smoked and left cigarette butts on the carpet.
- Left candle wax from the candles. We suspect they used candles as a lighting source.
- Presumably pissed on our carpet just because.
- Police came. Did not do any of that cool CSI: Miami shit.
- Never heard anything about an arrest nor did we recover our assets.
- They took my SNES.
- I'll never feel truly secure because some assholes decided to not only rob the place but destroy it.
- I was a kid in elementary back several years after 2000.
- I brought my favorite Hot Wheels race car.
- It was the coolest thing for a kid like me to have.
- I left it in my desk while taking a recess break.
- It was stolen.
- Was a real sad day.
/
- My house was burglarized when I was living several cities away. Not much was taken. We went home. Stupid kid me didn't take my SNES.
- My house was robbed again.
- My house was also robbed again.
- Probably the same people.
- Not only did they jack our shit, but they clogged our sinks to flood our carpets.
- Smoked and left cigarette butts on the carpet.
- Left candle wax from the candles. We suspect they used candles as a lighting source.
- Presumably pissed on our carpet just because.
- Police came. Did not do any of that cool CSI: Miami shit.
- Never heard anything about an arrest nor did we recover our assets.
- They took my SNES.
- I'll never feel truly secure because some assholes decided to not only rob the place but destroy it.
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Eh only if you count the spare change being stolen out of my shitty 2000 honda accord, twice, because there was literally nothing else of value in that car lol.
Basically, this thing had a habit of locking and unlocking itself at random. So there wasn't much I could do about securing it. Just never kept anything of value in it, except for a cup of change I mainly used for the parking meters at my college campus (which is the only place the change was ever stolen from lol.)
I know those bastards were just stealing my change to fill their parking meters too, because like all colleges they viciously oversold their overpriced parking passes and then forced students to pay to park again at a meter or pay a even higher fine for parking in an unassigned lot. Remember kids, college is a scam.
Had some close calls a couple times though. I lived in the shittiest part of town while going to college, my neighbors were a trap house for a while until they got raided, drunks and drug addicts would often wander the streets after dark and violent crime was not uncommon in the surrounding area. Girl got robbed at gunpoint just a few blocks down from my place once. My roommate parked in the carport and told me that many times she found footprints that were obviously not any of ours in the mud right up against her car, as if someone were trying the doors or peering inside looking for anything worth taking.
Honestly, I was in such a terrible place my entire time in college I almost welcomed anyone to try and rob me, because I'd just use it as an excuse to commit suicide by dumb criminal with a gun lol. My degree is absolutely worthless and no where near worth the money and mental anguish that college was. But at least I have a pretty piece of paper to make my dad happy while I work for 8 bucks an hour.
Basically, this thing had a habit of locking and unlocking itself at random. So there wasn't much I could do about securing it. Just never kept anything of value in it, except for a cup of change I mainly used for the parking meters at my college campus (which is the only place the change was ever stolen from lol.)
I know those bastards were just stealing my change to fill their parking meters too, because like all colleges they viciously oversold their overpriced parking passes and then forced students to pay to park again at a meter or pay a even higher fine for parking in an unassigned lot. Remember kids, college is a scam.
Had some close calls a couple times though. I lived in the shittiest part of town while going to college, my neighbors were a trap house for a while until they got raided, drunks and drug addicts would often wander the streets after dark and violent crime was not uncommon in the surrounding area. Girl got robbed at gunpoint just a few blocks down from my place once. My roommate parked in the carport and told me that many times she found footprints that were obviously not any of ours in the mud right up against her car, as if someone were trying the doors or peering inside looking for anything worth taking.
Honestly, I was in such a terrible place my entire time in college I almost welcomed anyone to try and rob me, because I'd just use it as an excuse to commit suicide by dumb criminal with a gun lol. My degree is absolutely worthless and no where near worth the money and mental anguish that college was. But at least I have a pretty piece of paper to make my dad happy while I work for 8 bucks an hour.
