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And as he pressed harder, her back started to split into two, from which barbed mechanical flesh hooks sprung forth.
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"Onii-chan, what the frick?"

Last edited 7 days ago by DANDAN_THE_DANDAN.

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The FBI noticed the shenanigans, and started to acquire funding for a nuke...
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But the boy knew that he had to protect his wizardly little sister from the DBI's investigative teams because his imouto is actually a top-secret magic mercenary from another world who is here to assassinate the president.

Last edited 7 days ago by DANDAN_THE_DANDAN.

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His imouto now took form of some kind gainax mecha and the boy need to ride on her cute butt to escape from FBI
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But then he saw the truth, the big boobed FBI-chan truth.
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And then he woke up, glad to know that the nightmare was all a dream, that his life was still normal, and that nothing weird was going to get to him, and because of this, he has now gained a death wish for simply having obtained dark knowledge from said dream.
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His dreams came back time and time again and he felt lost and confused that he sought to acquire his not-so-legal loli stepsister's affections.
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But just as he was about to confess his love to his little imouto, he accidentally tripped over a conveniently-placed banana peel and fell on her while pressing her robot-transformation boobies.
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Her transformation killed the boy.
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But it turns out that his shota/loli mother thing is a wizard that learned the arts of necromancy.
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"Arise, my son." said the shota/loli mother with a 20cm peepee.
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"eat this and never die so that you may eat my ass for all eternity"
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There was a magic circle in the middle of the room and it was shining: and a 10 meter tank rose out.
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It was Truck-kun's cousin, Sensha-chan
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The hatch opened & a perky high school girl clad in a sailor uniform popped her head out, smiled, & put her hand on her cheek, looking at the resurrected boy.

Last edited 5 days ago by Markgraf.

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"Hello, boy! I'm here to ara ara you!!" she smiled as strongly as she is smug.
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The perky high school girl started to ara ara him, much to the jealousy of his shota/loli mother.

Last edited 5 days ago by AfterMidnightMoon.

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"No, this is just wrong..." the boy muttered, "MY HEART BELONGS TO NONE OTHER THAN SHREK!!!"

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"Oh? Is that so?" said the perky high school girl as her eyes faded into a pair of dark pools staring coldly at the boy.

Last edited 4 days ago by Markgraf.