Author The Game Where You Insult the Person Below You but You Do It so Badly that It's Hillarious
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That's how lonely I am.
The person below me has a collection of phallic pillows.
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Bet you are jealous

The person below me drinks laxatives instead of cola once a week
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Alright, who laced my drink?

The person below me has figured out how to weaponize their explosive diarrhea. They are wanted internationally for war crimes against humanity.
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The despicable state of convenience store bathrooms is the TRUE crime against humanity. My crusade to destroy them all with my righteous scat-tacks will never be stopped by police state minions!

The person below me has become completely corrupted by their fetish of surreptitiously fondling @Plykiya 's head bow.
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BUT THEY'RE SO SOFT I CAN JUST COVER MY BODY IN THEM MMMMMMMM

The person below me has bathes in laundry detergent thinking that they can become Aquaman

Last edited 8 days ago by DANDAN_THE_DANDAN.

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You mean you actually can't?! Darn you Wikihow!!

The person below me doesn't lift.
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I only flip.

F L I P

The person below me is the person below them.
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I can only look down

The person below me looks down
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Hi, I'm Pika

The person below me speak in slav
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Незнающий дурак, я говорю по русски!


The person below me constantly screws up when using they're, there, & their
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They’re will be hell to pay, cyka!

The person below me rushes A instead of B...
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AAAAAAAAbAAAAAAAAnyway,

The person below me sleeps with the person below them thinking that they're me.
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That's because you insist on leaving the lights off & the other person is either a 10 year old or a midget.

The person below me is the only person besides me who hasn't seen Avengers: Endgame. (And I'm sorry for not being able to tell if you're a 10 year old or a midget, but you do make cute sleeping noises.)

Last edited 7 days ago by Markgraf.

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I'm not a 10-year old nor a midget. I'm a rubber ducky. Pink-haired loli is just so adorable I couldn't help myself.
Also, It's true that I haven't seen Endgame.
And I'm taking that cute sleeping noises as a compliment.

The person below me scares the shiz out of my doughnuts.
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Fun fact: I use three profile pictures everywhere. This pink-haired loli, the photo of earth, and a doughnut.

I am scaring the shiz out of myself.

The person below me likes my "doughnuts" that totally is not drenched in chloroform and is near my woohoo dungeon.
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Huuufff! Douugghhnutttsss...zzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz

The person below me didn't check traffic before running out into the street trying to get hit by Truck-kun & isekai'd & only got booty-bumped by a Mini Cooper & cited for jaywalking.
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Lucky me it's not a dump truck.. It'll be hard to recover from that.

The person below me is a milk drinker.
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IT STRENGTHENS YOUR BONES

The person below me has perfected a machine allowing them to travel to the reality of any form of Japanese media. The problem is that they use it solely to watch NTR happen
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I've stopped expecting the unwashed masses to understand the tastes of a pro voyeur.

The person below me repeatedly takes on the role of the unexpected annoying love rival who intrudes on a couple who've mutually realized their yet unspoken feelings for each other.
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All according to keikaiku...

Keikaiku means plan


The person below me is a dead meme