Daily Black

[BlackGeneral]

After 1 week of doing absolutely nothing,
I decided for the 1548th time to stop being a trash.
So, I'm challenging myself to write something every day for the next 100 days.
I am a really motivated guy, the problem is that this motivation never lasts more than 5 minutes.
That why I'm writing this post, maybe if I make it "official" I will not abandon after the first sentence...

Index:

Day1: The person above you thread.
Day2: Neet paddles C.1
Day3: Thought of a chair. P.1
Day4: Failure
Day5: Neet paddles C.2
Day6: Rejected stories 1
Day7: Response to Pika
Day8: Genius headbutt K.1
Day9: Neet paddles 2.5
Day10: Self-evaluation.
Day11: Rejected Stories 2
Day12: Neet paddles C.3.1
Day13: Neet paddles C.3.2
Day14: The person above you trhead.
Day15: Boobs and Doubts.
Day16: Point and click.
Day17: I spent my day at my aunt house.
Day18: Response to Thoraxe41.
...

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 1

https://mangadex.org/thread/10961/5/#post_162537
Not as funny I was imaging it, but I think it's ok.
I really love this thread, Pika is hilarious.

Spoiler

 

[ThinkPositive]

Good for you, keep going!

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 2

Chapter 1: The End of The Dream.

Spoiler

My name is Pepito, and I'm a neet.
Most people are ashamed by this fact, but they are wrong.
Neets are the moderne kings.
I don't work, but I get money from my parents.
I can spend all this money in video games, because I don't have to pay bills or foods.
I sleep and wake up when I want it.
With internet, I can freely read every manga that I want without spending a cent.
It's a life without stress or problem.
Every day are perfect and it will continue forever...

[Knock knock knock]
-Who is interrupting my monologue?
-Pepito, can we talk a minute.
-Of course I always have time for my slave lovely mom.
-What do you think about going to see your grandpa?
-But mom, I don't I have time, you know that cherching a job take all my days.
-Well...It's not that I don't believe you, but It's been already 7 months since the last time you go outside the house.
-You forgot this time i checked the mailbox last month.
-[Desesperate sight] I can't...
-Listen son! (Dad enter in the room) it's already been 5 years since you quit high school I think we have been patient enough.
This situation is really stressful for your mother and it will be a good opportunity to bring back these paddles.
They have been here for 2 years already.
-But it's literally at the other side of the world...
-We already buy the train tickets. It's non-negotiable.
-Wait wait wait I can't leave.

-...
-...
-...
[Sound of a door slamming]
Pepito was in front of his house a paddle in each hand and the train tickets in his pocket.
- Well... Hello outside world, long time no see.
[It started raining]
[Pepito took a deep breath and put on his hood]

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 3

Oneshot: Thought of a chair.

A man used me to hit another man.
In the process I gain some IQ levels.
This is how I'm "born".
I'm a chair.
From the outside, I'm just a chair like any other..
But in the inside. I'm able to think; to feel.
But why?
What's the interest of having thoughts , if you can't express them?
Unable to speak, unable to move, unable to die...
I'm trapped for the eternity in this wooden body.
So lonely...
Sometimes, a human comes to sit on me.
It makes me feel less empty.

I love humans.
They can show their feeling by so many way.
Talking, Singing, Howling, Writing, Drawing, Painting, Moving, Touching...
Aren't they amazing?
If I was one I would do everything....
But I'm not.
I'm just a chair.
And it will never change...

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Is it pompous?

At first I wanted to write about an chair who fall in love with girl.
I was talking about her butt for 10 minutes, it was funny... but in the end it turned out like that ....
I have 2 other parts planned.

It's a reference to This And This btw.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 4

First and last day I miss.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 5

Chapter2: Crocodile tears.

"I'm Pepito, and I'm a Neet.
Most people think that neets are unable to survive in the "real world", but they are wrong.
Neets are the modern MacGyver.
All these survival games I played prepared me for every situations.
With an old map found in front of the train station, a stick and the sun,
I'm perfectly able to find my grandpa's house.
Who should be juuuuuuust here!"

Pepito arrived in front of a old hut on the edge of the lake.

By knocking on it, Pepito opened the door.
"Well you don't need lock when you live in the middle of nowhere" Pepito thought
-Sight. Seems he is not here...

Pepito seated in front on the lac. He started to throw stones in it.
- I hope he will come back with something to eat...
Strange waves appeared on the water. Intrigued, Pepito came closer.
-It's maybe time for me to make use of all these fishing games I played?
Suddenly a crocodile emerged from water.
Pepito was petrified, his only thougt was:"Fuck! I have never played a game with crocodiles."
- These paddles! Are you a Juluis relative?
"Fuck! I have never played a game with talking crocodiles."
The crocodile was calmly waiting an answer?
-Euh Yeah he, he is my grandpa. Do you know when he will come back?

- Julius is dead
- Oh...( so you ate him and I'm the next...)
- he get assassinated by 2 men who stole his boat.
-

Spoiler

Give me 5 minute ok....
...
...
...
(Be-be-be-beep be-be-be-beep)
Pepito turned off his watch.
-Ok.Sooo,Your are a crocodile?
-Yes.
-And you can talk?
(the crocodile took an interrogative face.)
"Maybe he thinks it's normal...?no, it's not what's important"
-Forget about it. How do you know my grandpa?

-Since I can remerber, Juluis always took care of me.
He learned my everything I know.
But 3 months ago he started to change...
(Tears started to appear into his reptilian eyes)
At first he just started talking weirdly, then one day he chased me, he didn't reconnize me.
So I took my distance, I was just observing him from afar, waiting that he call me like before.
But 3 days ago I saw him talking with 2 men, one of them get angry and hit him in the head.
I tried to save him, but but...
"The tears of this crocodile are definitly not crocodile tears."though Pepito who cursed himself for making such a stupid joke in this tragic moment.
I was so scared that I stayed hidden under water; until I hear you.

Pepito realised that this scary predator in front of him was just a kid.
So he thought to what this policeman said to him when he was younger.
-It's not your faut kiddo.You did your best okay.Eh, you know what, I think I have seen some dried fishes in the hut. Wanna eat?
(He acquiesced)

-That make my think. Do you have a... name?
-Julius called me Chocodile.
-Choco- Cocodile. Giving snacks names seems to be a family thing...(Laughed Pepito)

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If you considere a day to end when you go to sleep, I'm not late at all.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 6

Rejected story: Explanation.

This his something I wanted to write for "The person above you thread" but in the end I choose another idea.

Pika -There is something weird.
Black -Hum?
Pika -Aren't demons unable to enter in holy places?
Black -Yes why?
Pika -So, how did DiMuRie and her family come into your church?
Black(laughing) -Ha that. Yeah... it's a funny story, it's because it's a satanic church...
Pika -...
Black -All these priests think that having the" benediction of god" is a good reason to multiply the price by 1 000.
Pika -...
Black -Satanic priests are far more honest about the price. Honestly, once you remove the goat heads, repaint the pentagrams and clean the blood, it looks exactly like a normal church.
Pika -...
Black(anxious) -Are you angry?
Pika(gentle) -Why should I, it's not your fault if the price was too high
Black(relieved)-Thanks for your understanding ...
[It's at this moment that @Pika decided to punish BlackGeneral the best way he know: Make him eat yellow skittles.]

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Because I can't write long stories everyday.

 

[Pika]

Mixing yellow skittles and yellow M&M's in the same pack is the true torture though...
Keep up the good work! Writing stories are hard... I should try and reply to your "The person above you thread" ehehe

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 7

Response to: Pika.(Yep, responses are considered stories... Because these are my rules!)

Thanks! It's hard indeed.
I have headaches just to think I still have 90 days to go.

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No, responses aren't really considered stories...
It's just that I spent all my day trying to write something.
I felt the concept was really good, so I tried very hard.
I've wrote it again and again, turning it upside down but I just didn't find how to assemble it.
(It's like a puzzle where all the pieces are black.)
When I looked at the time, I realized that I had spent 8 hours not progressing at all.
So I erased everything because I'm too fucking impulsive.

This horrible feeling of wasting your time...

 

[Pika]

It's not wasting time if you have fun doing it though, try to think it's fun. If it's still not fun then try a different approach!
If the new approach is not fun, then try another one! Hell, you might even unknowingly find fun in other stuffs (be it trying to find a different approach or enjoying the yellow skittles with a sour face after dodging it for so long or reading some manga that makes you relaxed) that's also fine!

 

[BlackGeneral]

Yep, I have to change my working method.
But I will never change my mind about yellow skittles, they are pure product of evil.
Plot twist: The Manor is actualy the usine who product the yellow skittles.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 8
Genius headbutt: Game Trailer

My name is [Enter your name], I'm an hybrid born from a man and his sex doll.
Like you know, in this world, when an object hit an human head, he gain some IQ points.
I inherited this power from my mother.
The first time I witnessed this power was in my last year middle scool, a guy was mocking my parents, so I headbutted him.
I get enivred by this new sensation, so I headbutted another guy and another one and...
A professor stopped me in my rampage, of course I got expelled.
I took it has an opportunity. I spent the next 6 months at reinforcing my skull.

I'm am now in high school.
High schooler the day, headbutter the night.
This is my story.

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I'm launching a 1 000 0000$ kickstarter.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 9

Neet paddles​

Chapter 2.5: Lost Jewel

My name is Ruby, I'm the last daughter of a psychic family.

3 months ago we were reported a strange phenomenon.
The appearance of objects endowed of consciousness.
I was asked to investigate.
My investigation taught me that the responsibles are 2 men.
I followed their traces until this forest.
I have been taught plenty of skills since my birth.
But any none of them prepared me to orient myself in forest.
I will have to signal this flaw defect when I come back, if I survive.
It's been 3 days now that I lost myself in this forest, and I'm fucking starving.
I'm monologuing to stay awake..
If I fall asleep I'm dead.
Keep talking, keep talking, keep talking, keep talking, keep talking,
keep talking, keep talking, keep (sniff sniff) This smell! (sniff sniff) It's fish!

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I'm not sure if every sentences make sense....
Correct me if I'm wrong, please.

 

[Alraisen]

Get a bit more descriptive. As George Martin (remember him?) said, find the middle point between ambiguity and knowing every fucking button of a shirt.
*Surely you meant flag instead of flaw, right?
*"But any off them..." I think that's incorrect, gramatically speaking.

 

[BlackGeneral]

So I've to put my characters in plain T-Shirt. Got it.

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 10

My name is BlackGeneral and I am a neet.
Most people think that neets are lazy, they are absolutely right.
So today I'm just doing a list.

What I have to improve.

- Get a bit more descriptive.
- Stop using Google Trad for everything.
- Start writing at 13h instead of midnight.(Like right now)
- All my characters have the same personality.
- The way I do list sucks.
- Increase my vocabulary.
- Find what I have to Improve.
- https://youtu.be/eJHoBctUq0g

 

[BlackGeneral]

Day 11

Rejected Stories: Pika(chu) uses Iron Tail.

Barman -So you have erectil dysfonction.
Pika -Yes...
Barman -You should go see this man, he can do miracles.
Pika -Ok
...
Pika -I heard that you could solve my problem.
Chiness Sage -Yes, but it's really dangerous, you could die.
Pika -Ok
Black -Are you sure?
Pika -I have to. I marrying tomorrow.
Black -OK. Good night.

I got woken up around 1 pm by a loud noise.
When I entered in the training room, I saw a pile of bricks broken in half on the floor, and Pika was proudly zipping his pants.
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Abridged version because the only thing I like about this story is the title and the ending.

 

[Alraisen]

@BlackGeneral You got it wrong, everyone nude.

 

[BlackGeneral]

I don't know... If they are nude, I will have to describe their bodies.
If they have a t-shirt I only have to say they wear one.