Oversimplified SCP

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Ch. 77 - Log Of Anomalous Items
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@pembokatx The doctor here is not Dr. Bright it's Dr. Right.
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@pembokatx i think so
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@CheerTheDead
Oh that, ah, yeah
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@pembokatx
Dr Bright and many thing about him, including his physical body, is primarily because of SCP - 963 .
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@CheerTheDead
I think I know why, but do point me somewhere please?
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@pembokatx the laws of no spoil not allow me to talk about that.
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That diamond brick will make someone rich
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call SCp I heva a keyboard that makesspeeling arroes two
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WHy is doctor bright a woman here?
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Slightly defective Gae Bolg:

Item Description: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several spikes from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that "the nearest humanoid" is typically the person who threw it.
Date of Recovery: โ–ˆโ–ˆ-โ–ˆโ–ˆ-โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
Location of Recovery: โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ, Ireland
Current Status: In storage.
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@Heretyk13
@Aerovia
lets also be honest about the actual use of diamonds. They have a few uses as materials for certain devices but they are common and manufacturable. The value of diamonds from the public's perspective comes down to culture and monopoly. It's like how lobster was originally peasant food until someone started advertising them as a delicacy. Advertising about diamonds created a notion that they had some intrinsic value when they don't. The other problem is the monopoly on all diamond sails one organization has, which lets them set the price to be unusually high and prevents anyone else from selling it for much without their permission, permission you get by selling THEIR diamonds.
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@Heretyk13

It said it was in storage, pending identification. So it may be useless until it is identified.

Also, SCP Foundation have a rule stating that anomalous objects cannot be used for personal gains.
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What do they mean "useless"?
24000 carat(!!!) diamond is considered "useless"?!!!
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I want the D6 that can roll a 7 for my own D&D campaign... Lol.
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Simple stuff like this is cool tbh
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Sneak damage lol
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The Chair Arc is over~

That being said, a perpetually laughing clown statue and a hiccup-painting deserved to be burned.
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@IJustMadeThisToComment
Item Description: A standard, non-anomalous white deck chair. It is devoid of any anomalous properties other than its location of recovery.
Date of Recovery: N/A
Location of Recovery: The surface of Europa, the moon of Jupiter.
Current Status: Remains on the surface of Europa due to cost of extraction.
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NICE SHOT!!!
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So,no chairs this time?
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